Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

Attorney General John Ashcroft resigns

To quote a line from "Pulp Fiction"
"I wouldn't recommend blanking each others blanks just yet"
At least not until we determine who he is to be replaced with and what he plans to soil and contaminate next.
(blanked for those offended by a little graphic humor)....

I wonder if he plans to pursue a career in music since Crisco Cooking Oil turned down his offer to be their spokesperson? (j/k)