Ways to harm yourself:
- Poor diet / lack of exercise
- Risky investments
- Give yourself a wedgie
- Initiating an entrepreneurial enterprise - Most small businesses fail within their first year. Surely the government social workers can find foster homes for the children of irresponsible parents who choose to expose their children to this type of risk.
- Revealing "most embarassing moment"
- Failing to place friction pads in bathtub
- Military enlistment
- Irresponsible use of charcoal lighter fluid
- Poor choice in mating partner
- Lack of ruthlessness
- Embracing flawed ideology
- Advocating for change
Feel free to add more.