Public school janitor, U.S. Prison Guard, War Criminal
Only in government jobs will you find such career oportunities.
"The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.' "
Dogs at Abu Ghraib at Talk Left
"According to an investigation led by Maj. General George Fay, Cardona and Smith had a running contest in which they used their dogs to try to frighten detainees into wetting themselves".