Naked Deities

Jesus, Satan Arrested in Seperate Incidents
Both Nude

Pa. Teacher Found Nude Faces Charges
By Associated Press
December 29, 2005

HARRISBURG, Pa. -- A high school teacher faces charges of assaulting a police officer and possession of illegal drugs after being arrested earlier this month while standing naked in the snow, police said.

Curtis Lofton, 23, was arrested Dec. 10 after police found him nude outside his home. When asked where he lived and why he was naked, Lofton said that he was Jesus Christ and that the officer must be God, according to court papers.


Police: Man Claims To Be Satan, Threatens Officer
WESH.com, FL
December 27, 2005

A Lake County man is in jail after he claimed to be Satan and allegedly threatened to kill a sheriff's deputy.

Roy Lee Henson was found wandering the street screaming with his boxers around his ankles, WESH 2 News reported.

Deputies said Henson kicked one officer as they tried to make the arrest.

Reckon y'all could chill the hell out? You are NOT making my job any easier. (added by Loretta)