NEW YORK POST
March 13, 2005 -- THE government has done such a wonderful job in its war on drugs that it should feel compelled now to broaden its horizon to go after illegal performance enhancers in major league baseball.
Yes, now that cocaine, heroin and marijuana no longer make it to our streets, Congress should definitely take plenty of the people's time and money to learn which homer hitters are jamming steroid-filled needles into their butts. It's all about priorities, and this seems to be the priority: Last week only C-Span nerds even knew there was a House Government Reform Committee. Now all ESPN watchers know what it is.