US Marijuana Party

Thursday, December 09, 2004

8-year-old Suspended for Jello

Here are the laws regulating "imitation controlled substances" in Alabama.
Just as with the paraphernalia laws, any common household item will be considered illegal contraband simply because a cop says so.


  • In other news: Student arrested for possesing an apple, which is widely known to be easily modified into a cannabis smoking device. WTF!!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:28 PM  

  • And in the not too distant future:

    Principal I.B.Intolerant has suspended all students who showed up with textbooks at school today saying, "Everyone knows the pages can be used as rolling papers, or rolled into straws to snort crack."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 AM  

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