8-year-old Suspended for Jello
Here are the laws regulating "imitation controlled substances" in Alabama.
Definitions
Prohibition
Intent
Just as with the paraphernalia laws, any common household item will be considered illegal contraband simply because a cop says so.
Definitions
Prohibition
Intent
Just as with the paraphernalia laws, any common household item will be considered illegal contraband simply because a cop says so.
posted by Loretta Nall at
7:56 AM
2 Comments:
In other news: Student arrested for possesing an apple, which is widely known to be easily modified into a cannabis smoking device. WTF!!!!!!
By
Anonymous, at 3:28 PM
And in the not too distant future:
Principal I.B.Intolerant has suspended all students who showed up with textbooks at school today saying, "Everyone knows the pages can be used as rolling papers, or rolled into straws to snort crack."
By
Anonymous, at 1:37 AM
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