US Marijuana Party

Thursday, December 30, 2004

How to Shoot a Pig

The Government Method:
A 5-year $50,000 program to shoot three dozen hogs.

The Citizen Volunteer:
10 year old kills two wild boars with one bullet.

The Free Enterprise Approach:
This game preserve charges guests $475 for the chance to shoot a pig. Police are searching for someone who shot pigs without paying.

3 Comments:

  • Please help the quake victims here! Thanks!

    By Blogger Happy, at 2:14 PM  

  • Yeah, that's a relevant post to a story on pigs. Troll.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:24 PM  

  • This was just wonderful! I gave the item a plug here. Happy New Year, Loretta.

    Best, Scott

    By Blogger Gritsforbreakfast, at 7:55 AM  

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